The University
of
Hoot
Truancy Division


With tuition of a Bud Light 12 Pack things can get a little out of hand. With our qualfied staff of truant officers we can keep things on a roll.



Tammy: Put you on the pole darling. TAMMY.jpg - 10187 Bytes
With a background in alligator (and men) wrestling, Tammy keeps everyone inline.

Favorite Saying:
Are you back for more?



Barbara: Let me drive the Damn car!!! barbpier.jpg - 10187 Bytes
The bark is a lot worse than the bite......... I think.....

Favorite Saying:
No set up involved...... It's a stock car........ Drive it.



Donnie: Give me that trophy back!DONNIE.jpg - 10332 Bytes
Teching the cars is Donnie's job. No one and I mean no one can get by Donnie. That is if you're in a cafeteria line. He's single and available too.

Favorite Saying:
Meet you at the Foxhead.



Van: Oops, I just ate a canary.VAN.jpg - 12453 Bytes
Van reminds all the drivers the dos and don'ts of racing at New Smyrna and Orlando.

Favorite Saying:
Boys, wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.



Fred: On his toes Flagman Fred.FRED.jpg - 11448 Bytes
With those glasses Fred doesn't miss a thing around the track. His keen eye watches every driver trying to get a leg up on the others. Keep up the good work or keep working or just wave those flags!

Favorite Saying:
Did you see that?



Bobby: Hey!!! We have a Race Track over here!bobbyv.jpg
Spreading the good word about racing with FASCAR. He's always making sure good students attend Hoot U!

Favorite Saying:
Remember the time we.... Because I don't



Cindy: Got a few minutes for a few questions?Cindy the Reporter
She's always interviewing new prospects for Hoot U.

Favorite Saying:
I've just got a few more questions