The University
of
Hoot
Graduates
These elite few paid a case of beer and took the accelerated class. You know.....Money talks and.......
Winks: AKA "Onion Head"-
Tie his hands and he can't talk.
Bobby: AKA "Onion Head's Keeper"-
No, you don't need new tires.
Andy: AKA "No Drive Shaft"-
Well, I know you don't need four tires on the car at the same time to race. Really!!!
Gunn: AKA "One Gun"-
No concrete dust.... Good Race!!!
* * * And Please buy Bill a new Truck * * *
Mike Fritts: AKA "Nub"-
Says it's best to poke your way through the field.
Joy Fritts: AKA "Nub/Ultimate Racer's Wife"-
He can poke me all he wants.
Jim Flynn: AKA "Hoot"-
Joe's 401K program.
Bill Elliott: AKA "Rocket Booster"-
Keeps Gunn under the gun.
Leroy Porter: AKA "Pork Chop"-
Teaches Elementary School Racing.
Joe Harris: AKA "Grump"-
You taught me but I taught you back better. Now move over, I'm going to the front!
John Clark: AKA "Smilin!"-
O.K. Shooting a Bird too. Anyone need powder coating?
Kevin Lawrence: AKA "Pony Tail"-
What's that white stuff?
Butch Pierce: AKA "Rain Man"-
You know, you can really learn to drive in the rain.
Mike Samples: AKA "Blown Motor"-
I ain't driving that car. I ain't getting out there with those nuts. You're crazy!!!