The University
of
Hoot
Trainees
Those old Bud Light 12 Packs just get you in the mood to learn so here is our line up of trainees.
Bugs: AKA "Just a cigar and a jar of special fruit...."-
Why Heck!!! I want to be like Hoot!!!
Don: AKA "I'll go anywhere to watch a race!!!"-
And drink a beer too............
Danny: AKA "Truck Arms....."-
Damn It!!! It ain't a race car without TRUCK ARMS!!!
Lil' Bub: AKA "I own DeSoto!!!"-
I heered you can be learned alot of stuff here.
Big Bub: AKA "He owns DeSoto!!!"-
I heered Lil' Bub can be learned alot of stuff here.
David: AKA "Who Me?!?!"-
I ain't about to learn to drive like that crazy nut!
Ron: AKA "Want to Bet?"-
David, we're running out of decals!
John: AKA "I am in the right class?"-
Those aren't air boats!!!
P.H.: AKA "Cheap"-
That's way too much!!!
Chad: AKA "Grin"-
Sure we've got it! What is it again?
David: AKA "Motor Man"-
All motors do that clunking thing.
Joe: AKA "Yyeeaahh"-
Alright now, this is serious shit now. No kidding. I mean it. Really.
Greg: AKA "Colgate Poster Boy"-
The ole 99 Run-A-Bout with stock heads (Heh, Heh, Heh!) He's got a dentist appointment next millinium.
Eric: I've got no luck at New Smyrna.
Come on Eric, it's just another body.
Dennis: Eric's got no luck at New Smyrna.
Really Eric, it's just another body.
Dennis: Get's all the girls.
I must be having fun, I'm smiling. Oh Dennis, would you help Roy with the women thing?
Jerry: AKA "Light Man"
Need some flashlights and rags?
Arnold: AKA "Tire Dude"
I can drive a car too.... Really!!!
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I must be having fun