The HERM Race Update
Put a Bar-B-Que sandwich on the back of your race car and Herm will never pass you.
Herm is a racer with an appetite and a quick definition of anyone, anything, or any situation.
- "Ohhhh Baby!" Meaning: I see a chance for me to get something free!
- "Damn the Bad Luck!" Meaning: Glad it wasn't me.....
- "Lug Nut" Meaning: You're a nice guy but you sure do some stupid things.
- "Screw Ball" Meaning: You're not that nice of a guy and you sure do some stupid things.
- "Fat Ass" Meaning: You're not really fat but if you keep it up people won't call me fat anymore.
- "Damit Mannnnnn" Meaning: 1. Give me a second to think of something smart to say. 2. You did what I was going to do before I thought of it.
- "Sugar Daddy" Meaning: Someone that let's Herm use anything he owns without paying for it.
- "You're All Right!" Meaning: Gonna buy my lunch today?
- Those tires were as HARD as WOOD PECKER LIPS.
- YELLOW FEET: Chicken (at Otters buffet (Let's Eat!!!))
- Well.... they get better
Herm's Mean Side
- WOOD RASH! Meaning: I'll beat you with a baseball bat. (obviously wooden).
- GUT KICK! Meaning: I'll kick you in the stomach if I can get my leg to go that high.
- BITCH SLAP!(An original coming from HERM...) Meaning: Damnit that stung!!! That's another waitress that didn't think I was funny.
- Well.... they get worse.
All I've GOTTA say is... One has to think like Herm to do this page and use the word GOTTA. Now that you've GOTTA my drift.... I have to go hang out with Herm to get some more material for his site.