The University
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Truancy Division
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With tuition of a Bud Light 12 Pack things can get a little out of hand. With our qualfied staff of truant officers we can keep things on a roll.
Tammy: Put you on the pole darling.
With a background in alligator (and men) wrestling, Tammy keeps everyone inline.
Favorite Saying: Are you back for more?
Barbara: Let me drive the Damn car!!!
The bark is a lot worse than the bite......... I think.....
Favorite Saying: No set up involved...... It's a stock car........ Drive it.
Donnie: Give me that trophy back!
Teching the cars is Donnie's job. No one and I mean no one can get by Donnie. That is if you're in a cafeteria line. He's single and available too.
Favorite Saying: Meet you at the Foxhead.
Van: Oops, I just ate a canary.
Van reminds all the drivers the dos and don'ts of racing at New Smyrna and Orlando.
Favorite Saying: Boys, wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
Fred: On his toes Flagman Fred.
With those glasses Fred doesn't miss a thing around the track. His keen eye watches every driver trying to get a leg up on the others. Keep up the good work or keep working or just wave those flags!
Favorite Saying: Did you see that?
Bobby: Hey!!! We have a Race Track over here!
Spreading the good word about racing with FASCAR. He's always making sure good students attend Hoot U!
Favorite Saying: Remember the time we.... Because I don't
Cindy: Got a few minutes for a few questions?
She's always interviewing new prospects for Hoot U.
Favorite Saying: I've just got a few more questions
