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These elite few paid a case of beer and took the accelerated class. You know.....Money talks and.......


Winks: AKA "Onion Head"-

Tie his hands and he can't talk.


Bobby: AKA "Onion Head's Keeper"-

No, you don't need new tires.


Andy: AKA "No Drive Shaft"-

Well, I know you don't need four tires on the car at the same time to race. Really!!!


Gunn: AKA "One Gun"-

No concrete dust.... Good Race!!!

* * * And Please buy Bill a new Truck * * *


Mike Fritts: AKA "Nub"-

Says it's best to poke your way through the field.


Joy Fritts: AKA "Nub/Ultimate Racer's Wife"-

He can poke me all he wants.


Jim Flynn: AKA "Hoot"-

Joe's 401K program.


Bill Elliott: AKA "Rocket Booster"-

Keeps Gunn under the gun.


Leroy Porter: AKA "Pork Chop"-

Teaches Elementary School Racing.


Joe Harris: AKA "Grump"-

You taught me but I taught you back better. Now move over, I'm going to the front!


John Clark: AKA "Smilin!"-

O.K. Shooting a Bird too. Anyone need powder coating?


Kevin Lawrence: AKA "Pony Tail"-

What's that white stuff?


Butch Pierce: AKA "Rain Man"-

You know, you can really learn to drive in the rain.


Mike Samples: AKA "Blown Motor"-

I ain't driving that car. I ain't getting out there with those nuts. You're crazy!!!


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