The University
of
Hoot
Trainees

Bugs: AKA "Just a cigar and a jar of special fruit...."-

Why Heck!!! I want to be like Hoot!!!

Don: AKA "I'll go anywhere to watch a race!!!"-

And drink a beer too............

Danny: AKA "Truck Arms....."-

Damn It!!! It ain't a race car without TRUCK ARMS!!!

Lil' Bub: AKA "I own DeSoto!!!"-

I heered you can be learned alot of stuff here.

Big Bub: AKA "He owns DeSoto!!!"-

I heered Lil' Bub can be learned alot of stuff here.

David: AKA "Who Me?!?!"-

I ain't about to learn to drive like that crazy nut!

Ron: AKA "Want to Bet?"-

David, we're running out of decals!

John: AKA "I am in the right class?"-

Those aren't air boats!!!

P.H.: AKA "Cheap"-

That's way too much!!!

Chad: AKA "Grin"-

Sure we've got it! What is it again?

David: AKA "Motor Man"-

All motors do that clunking thing.

Joe: AKA "Yyeeaahh"-

Alright now, this is serious shit now. No kidding. I mean it. Really.

Greg: AKA "Colgate Poster Boy"-

The ole 99 Run-A-Bout with stock heads (Heh, Heh, Heh!) He's got a dentist appointment next millinium.

Eric: I've got no luck at New Smyrna.

Come on Eric, it's just another body.

Dennis: Eric's got no luck at New Smyrna.

Really Eric, it's just another body.

Dennis: Get's all the girls.

I must be having fun, I'm smiling. Oh Dennis, would you help Roy with the women thing?

Jerry: AKA "Light Man"

Need some flashlights and rags?

Arnold: AKA "Tire Dude"

I can drive a car too.... Really!!!

Your Name: AKA ""-

I must be having fun