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Don't Know Shit
Bought you a race car. Driven her around the track a few times. Think you know something. Ha!!! In this class we'll teach you that you really don't know shit. Why we probably have a couple of fools (I mean folks) like you hanging around. So you won't feel so left out.
Think You Know Shit
Now you know what an idler arm is and think you know how to set up a car. In this class we'll teach you how to keep your YAP shut so you can learn the stuff that will allow you move on to the next level of hoot racing.
Full of Shit
Graduated from "Think You Know Shit" smarty! Here we'll teach you that all you know just makes you "Full of Shit" and it only gets worse. We know your kind from years of teaching. You'll learn to get stepped on like the bag of shit your are.
Actually Know Shit
In this class we'll drink the beer you brought because you're now becoming one of us. You'll learn all the shit we know so you can keep your friends impressed. You may need to bring more beer.
Really Know Your Shit
If you really know your shit, we'll buy the beer and listen to all the stories and experiences we have taught you. You know.... You taught me and I taught you back better.