The University
of
Hoot
Administration
[ Administration | Classes | Graduates | In Training | Truant Officers | Applicants ]
First of all we would like to introduce our staff:
Herman: Dean of Hoot U.
President of Korpi Corporation and fresh from Muscle Shoals, Alabama, Herman once claimed his mother's motor!
Joe: Professor of "You're Taking To Damn Long!"
Joe is our fabrication expert (of stories). He's also jovial and understanding when his food is served late. Oh, and he's single and available.
Roy: Tire Guru and womanizer.
Roy knows more about tires than anyone or is that anything or is it that he once told us he knew they were round and that's qualification enough.
Favorite Saying: Don't let em bluff ya, make em kill ya!
Hoot: Driver Extraordinar (Extra and Air).
Starting as a track tester, the walls not the ashphalt. His unique driving style keeps the competition to the rear with his patented "If I'm all over the track, no one can pass me" technique.
Favorite Saying: Hey! Got a modified for sale?
